**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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