I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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