I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Come see our sink grown plant.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think people are normalizing furries
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
