Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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