i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I want to be your penis for a week.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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