it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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