did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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