they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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