Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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