I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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