; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
