...so i touched it.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
