And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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