Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
