It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize