He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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