allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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