whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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