who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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