I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
