Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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