So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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