i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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