her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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