So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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