mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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