problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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