she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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