It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize