Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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