i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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