is your mom at the bar?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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