the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Be still, my beating vagina.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
A bitchslap is in order.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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