i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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