He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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