glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
two words: eviction party
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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