Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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