I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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