So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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