I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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