this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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