Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
