Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
So squirting runs in the family.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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