Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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