You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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