Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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