It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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