so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
