Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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