he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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