im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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