I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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