He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just want to make out with him forever
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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