is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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